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	<title>Joe Burnett dot Net &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Tick Off a Rocket Scientist</title>
		<link>http://www.joeburnett.net/2008/04/23/dont-tick-off-a-rocket-scientist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of funny emails that find their way into my in-box. While I have to question the authenticity of some of them sometimes, they are usually quite humorous nevertheless.
Here&#8217;s a great example that I thought was worth sharing. Apparently, Verizon somehow angered a rocket scientist and he decided to have a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hillary Nutcracker &#8211; as Seen on Jay Leno</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michelle and I were watching Jay Leno tonight, enduring the three-month long writer strike that everyone is making such a big deal about. Surprisingly, Jay was pretty darn funny tonight without the writers providing him with material!
The funniest segment on the show was when he was demonstrating some of the novelty Christmas gifts and items [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it Christmas Yet?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, is it Christmas yet? Bella wants to know&#8230;

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		<title>Teens and Cars</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a Fiat commercial that was emailed to me a while back. It&#8217;s so funny I just have to share it with you. To set the scene, a teenage boy has just come home after going on a date in his dad&#8217;s car.
Be warned &#8211; you might laugh out loud at the end!
  
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