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		<title>The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 02:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So What is a Wooby?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At my request, my wife Michelle has been quilting a wooby for me. She has been sitting in the dining room with her Janome sewing machine and various selections of beautiful fabrics that she personally hand selected. Watching her diligently carry on with cutting, pressing, and sewing all of these fabric swatches together makes me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Just Teaching, but Passing it On&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.joeburnett.net/2010/10/28/not-just-teaching-but-passing-it-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few years ago I had the privilege of teaching math for the Upward Bound program at Midland College. It really appealed to me to have the opportunity to teach math and computers to high school students. The fact that I am not an educator by profession, however, did make me slightly nervous. The students [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Tick Off a Rocket Scientist</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a lot of funny emails that find their way into my in-box. While I have to question the authenticity of some of them sometimes, they are usually quite humorous nevertheless. Here&#8217;s a great example that I thought was worth sharing. Apparently, Verizon somehow angered a rocket scientist and he decided to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hillary Nutcracker &#8211; as Seen on Jay Leno</title>
		<link>http://www.joeburnett.net/2008/01/03/the-hillary-nutcracker-as-seen-on-jay-leno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michelle and I were watching Jay Leno tonight, enduring the three-month long writer strike that everyone is making such a big deal about. Surprisingly, Jay was pretty darn funny tonight without the writers providing him with material! The funniest segment on the show was when he was demonstrating some of the novelty Christmas gifts and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it Christmas Yet?</title>
		<link>http://www.joeburnett.net/2007/12/24/is-it-christmas-yet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:28:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Burnett</dc:creator>
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