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Don’t Tick Off a Rocket Scientist

Posted by Joe Burnett on Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 am

There are a lot of funny emails that find their way into my in-box. While I have to question the authenticity of some of them sometimes, they are usually quite humorous nevertheless.

Here’s a great example that I thought was worth sharing. Apparently, Verizon somehow angered a rocket scientist and he decided to have a little fun with math. I’m sure that my niece Kassi could solve the equation on this check!

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According to the source e-mail that this image came from, the amount is believed to be $533.82.

The lesson to be learned here: don’t tick off a rocket scientist!


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The Hillary Nutcracker – as Seen on Jay Leno

Posted by Joe Burnett on Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

Michelle and I were watching Jay Leno tonight, enduring the three-month long writer strike that everyone is making such a big deal about. Surprisingly, Jay was pretty darn funny tonight without the writers providing him with material!

The funniest segment on the show was when he was demonstrating some of the novelty Christmas gifts and items that were available to purchase this holiday season. The funniest one of the segment had to be The Hillary Nutcracker! Here’s a picture of it!


The Hillary Nutcracker

The thing is only like $20 from Amazon.com so I’m going to get one! Maybe I’ll get one for my dad as a Christmas present next year since he collects nutcrackers.

Here’s a link to how to order a Hillary Nutcracker of your very own! LOL!

Don’t forget to check out The Hillary Clinton Voodoo Kit while you’re there! Oh, you can also pick up some In The Shell Nuts to go along with your nutcracker, too!


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Is it Christmas Yet?

Posted by Joe Burnett on Monday, December 24th, 2007 at 8:28 am

Well, is it Christmas yet? Bella wants to know…

Bella the Cat is Eager for Christmas to Arrive


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Teens and Cars

Posted by Joe Burnett on Sunday, December 23rd, 2007 at 9:30 am

Here’s a Fiat commercial that was emailed to me a while back. It’s so funny I just have to share it with you. To set the scene, a teenage boy has just come home after going on a date in his dad’s car.

Be warned – you might laugh out loud at the end!

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